budgetwukong

Accepted an invite to join a team 4 divisions lower than my usual.Got these beauties off le sideline
to try old-timey acrobatic goaltending.

Seller didnt have any meaningful measurements but got lucky on size.

Anyways, they measure 11" wide, and all the "Beasts" I've found online look like super old school 12"++ Michelin Men.

Anyone have a guess to which model these really are?  Just unlaced the glove to poke around and the interior foam is neon/lime green. Was Brian's using Maltese?

Going to remove the thigh boards and add bungee toe ties. Removed the 2(!) boot straps per pad! Probably float the tee and beef up the blocker sidewall. I'm probably overmodding them for acrobatic stuff.

Eat some comfort food, then treat yourself to an intense weight training session to release the rage and some dopamine. Obtain superhuman strength and remind your defense that you can crush them like ice cream cones with just a twitch of your glutes.