New idea to increase scoring in the NHL

[bunnyman666]

Put death row prisoners in net with no protective gear on. If they run, they are shot on site. If they survive, they go free!!!!

*yes- I am posting this in satire.

[coopaloop1234]

3 hours ago, bunnyman666 said:

Put death row prisoners in net with no protective gear on. If they run, they are shot on site. If they survive, they go free!!!!

*yes- I am posting this in satire.

Have they given you the funny gas already?

[itis121]

Draft hight restrictions. Give us sub 6' guys a shot. 

[Moose75]

A better idea: goalies can't play inside the blue paint anymore or go in the trapezoid, but they now can cross center ice and into the other zone!

[Mroy31]

This is easy, just follow my 12 step program. 

1. Bring back the red line

2. Make goals worth 6 points

3. Add lines between the goal line and blue lines

4. Give the scoring team a penalty shot for a chance to score a goal that is worth 1 additional point

5. Add lines between the blue lines and red line

6. Stop play every time a player is knocked down

7. More lines

8. Teams must progress 10 yards with the puck every 4 posessions

9. So many more lines

10. Like, you haven't even seen this many lines

11.  ? 

12. Profit

[Moose75]

2 hours ago, Mroy31 said:

This is easy, just follow my 12 step program. 

1. Bring back the red line

2. Make goals worth 6 points

3. Add lines between the goal line and blue lines

4. Give the scoring team a penalty shot for a chance to score a goal that is worth 1 additional point

5. Add lines between the blue lines and red line

6. Stop play every time a player is knocked down

7. More lines

8. Teams must progress 10 yards with the puck every 4 posessions

9. So many more lines

10. Like, you haven't even seen this many lines

11.  ? 

12. Profit

You know, this sounds an awful lot like how football is played.

[bunnyman666]

13 hours ago, Mroy31 said:

This is easy, just follow my 12 step program. 

1. Bring back the red line

2. Make goals worth 6 points

3. Add lines between the goal line and blue lines

4. Give the scoring team a penalty shot for a chance to score a goal that is worth 1 additional point

5. Add lines between the blue lines and red line

6. Stop play every time a player is knocked down

7. More lines

8. Teams must progress 10 yards with the puck every 4 posessions

9. So many more lines

10. Like, you haven't even seen this many lines

11.  ? 

12. Profit

Love the South Park underpants gnome referece!

[MTH]

The "profit" line got me... ha ha