Teslas are way cool. But slow down on the worship a little.
A) You literally have to plug it in and unplug it daily, sometimes more. Hardest part about getting gas every week or so in NJ is rolling my window down. I don't even need to get out of my car.
B) Cool.
C) A Tesla will never need maintenance? If you're talking about oil changes, I change mine once a year. Takes 15 minutes and costs $22. Everything else is the same. Brakes, tires, wheel bearings.
I think the first rule of Tesla ownership is telling everyone you have a Tesla. Nobody really cares.
Just sayin'