Lucky Pucker

Likka? I hardly know her!

Congrats on the shutout, dude! My shutouts always get ruined by the first or second shot on goal - LOL! While I've never had a Lionshead Deluxe Pilsner, my research leads me to believe that you may be beering wrong. I mean, putting the word "Deluxe" in there is like when an autocracy includes "Democratic" in their country's name...

Can't help but think whatever "balance issues" you have may be related to the bottles in the background of the pic...?

Yup! My wife’s a lucky woman.

Rating: 5 “fuck, yeahs!” Out of 5

I'm very glad you caught this, @coopaloop1234, as it constitutes a Beer Crime under Article 5, Section 1, Para 2 of the Beer Code: Intimating, Implying, and/or Insisting that Coors Light is beer. I will have to report this to The High Beer Tribunal, which tragically still has to hear way too many of these cases - even in this relatively enlightened age. Such a shame.

Damn - that set - especially with the uniform - looks sick. Respect! So... bilingual realtor ad on the corner boards, and a Pizza Delight ad behind the net...? Are you in New Brunswick?

You have money for that? Hmmm - can I interest you in a wallet...?

I love how the vision you had for the colours, the team logo, and the mask painting were all realized in such obvious and impressive harmony. You must be wanting to have mirrors all around you when you're suited up; I know I would! So the one tiny little thing for me when I first saw these pics was the white stick tape. Instinctively, I wanted to call out a tape faux pas, but looking at it some more, I'm not sure now. I mean, it picks up the white in the jersey, but it's in such stark contrast to the black stick. And the dark blues in the gear and uniform are not black, which throws things off too. Maybe a blue, if it was the right shade...? I'm sure you've considered this, so what thought process ultimately brought you to white stick tape...?

Ooh! And include some of your brand logo on badges and stickers, making it seem like a “free gift” instead of the “free advertising” it really is!

Oops- lol! I guess it was a Freudian slap...

Slap shit from the face off circle Friday found that gap between the knee pad and the pant leg (or went through the knee pad; not sure). Had an awesome game though! Anyway, it’s in full blossom now:

Logging off now - NOT seeing my name at the bottom of the page is my gift to you, Coop!

Hmmm - 2 questions: 1. What does it pay? 2. Do I have to switch all my gear to Warrior?

Maybe you can get a couple of wallets together and turn them into a replacement glove for the interim. (whaaaaat? Too soon...? )

Huh! I feel that seeing your name in the bottom bar is very helpful, as it warns me about the over-abundance of shit-posting that is likely going on. But I'm feeling solution-oriented, so I've come up with an easy fix for you, Coop: just don't go to this site anymore. Special bonus: with all the extra time you'll have, you can write out some really heart-felt, carefully considered and painstakingly-worded love letters to SBR!

Agreed. The “Who’s Online” is a nice-to-have, but doesn’t affect functionality when it craps out. Fewer ads is also nice!

Seems to have been resolved. Still not sure what the fix was, but "Who's Online" is back online.

Yup - happened back in March, too.Not sure what the fix was.

Has anyone tried this Velcro strapping behind the holder rather than over top of the boot? I have Pro laces, and loved the idea of having my lil squirts' names showing, but when I tried this in the dressing room, it felt funny. I chickened out and changed it before even stepping out of the room.

So the Friday game started off well enough, but the wheels came off toward the end - one of those where you leave a puck-sized gap, and the fuckers put it right there. Meh - time to have an IPA, bruh, as @SaveByRichter35 suggested the other day. This week’s beer is HYPA IV, from Brasserie du Bas Canada (IMHO, easily the best NEIPA makers in the National Capital Region). These cats are on point; this is legit nectar, and right up there with Lawson’s, The Alchemist, Foam, and Tree House. cheers!

Paper Salesman, by local favourites Dominion City Brewing Company. Like a NEIPA, but only 5.6% (so ideal when you don’t want or go full-on DIPA, and commit to 8% or more.)

C’est vrai!

Oh, mamma... that is so hawt!!! Yeah, that’s just filthy... and I love it! Shit! Is that the door? My wife’s home early - and if she catches me looking at this...

Fuck man... I mean, I get it... I guess, but man. This hurts worse than a shot to the twins!