Lucky Pucker

Are you saying it gets better… in about 35 years?

My father-in-law in Montreal called me in a panic the other day with this beauty of a rumour: Carey Price going to Boston. Here is the back-story to that nonsense: https://www.hockeypatrol.com/Carey-Price-wife-partners-with-the-Boston-Bruins-138233 I remember when growing up in Montreal, the French newspapers “only” had about 20 pages of Habs coverage in the summers. And even at that, it didn’t have anything like the crap you can find on social media nowadays. Having just referenced newspapers, and then lamenting with a disdainful “nowadays”, I think the only way to end this is with a resounding “GET OFF MY LAWN!!!”

I’ll see your two kids, and raise you 4 years of marriage. Call: See you at the rink! That said, she came home from playing soccer the other night, showered, came down to watch TV, and was like “So…you wanna?” Never know when that blue moon is gonna show up.

So for those of you who have been with their partner for >10 years (I’m at 21 years myself): when you get asked to sub on a random weeknight, do you ever ask yourself where you have a better chance of scoring: at the rink or at home…?

TIM CHEVELDAE!!!! He was one of my favourite goalies in the early 90s, and I loved this mask of his!

Finally out of the outage here, so catching up after watching Round 1 on Thursday (happy with the Habs’ 1st pick!) Here are the top goalies that went in the subsequent rounds (full list on NHL.com)

As I recall, recent nuptials implicitly preclude your active participation in the business of getting ladies, n’ est-ce pas?

For the record, I am not interested in buying. But I could not abide this oversight any longer… Beautiful set that we all know and love, masterfully paired with a beautifully painted mask. This set - and the detailed post - are so moving that I think my brother @seagoal managed to talk himself out of selling the set by the time he was finished, and could not bring himself to INCLUDE A PRICE! LOL! I always loved this set- GLWS, buddy!

Interesting- and relevant to me, as I’m also in Ottawa! What model are we talking about again…? Related question: did you have a 220 charger installed?

Looks more like “Sports pics that don’t show enough”. In this age of “computers in our hands”, why anyone would dick around (pun intended) with soft porn is beyond me

This. Especially the Toronto part. in other news, Habs got the first pick overall. At first I was happy, but being the savvy Habs fan that I am (yes, possibly an oxymoron; I’m aware), I soon realized that there is a very strong chance that they can even fuck this up. (Holds breath until draft…)

PSA: don’t forget that today is Mother’s Day, you bunch of degenerates! the kids and I trick-wrapped my wife’s gift, by putting it inside the box from a cheap vacuum. Her real gift hidden inside is a pretty expensive vacuum. THIS goalie is gonna score tonight!

pretty sweet - AND those would match my team sweater. I should show my daughter! Lol! I see you tape it heel-to-toe. I do mine toe-to-heel… though I can’t remember why I decided I preferred that. What’s your thinking on this?

Faaaawk! That set would actually match perfectly with my team’s sweater. Sick set up, dude!

Ooooh! Can we see some pic of your set? Signed Brian’s Fanboy

You WERE a cheap date, when you were over qualified, and making some weak-sauce coin. Now with the new salary, you probably wouldn’t give me a sideways glance …unless I pulled up in a brand new Mustang Mach-E!

My mid life crisis was becoming a goalie, buying a bunch of cool gear that cost more than my first 2 cars did (combined!) and hanging out online with degenerates like you!

Put a deposit on a 2022 Mustang Mach-E earlier this week. We’ve wanted to go electric eventually, and compared to the issues my buddies have had with their Teslas, the MME seems pretty good overall. Anyone have one?

My wife sent me this fun little video of Shesterkin doing that favourite of minor league goalies everywhere: the mirror drill. But because he’s such a pro, he does it with himself, on two different days https://m.facebook.com/MSGNetworks/videos/goalies-/3194442470836455/

Wow - 9 years! That’s a long time. Not as long as your tenure as a smart ass, of course. But still something! I’m sure there’s a lot of mixed emotions for ya, but I’m equally sure from what you’ve said that this is the right move. Best of luck, laddie!

Kinda love that his gear is pretty much Dallas colours

Well that worked out rather better than I expected:

Yes, that for sure! Great times there

I’m just praying that we don’t fuck up Suzuki and Caufield

Funny side story: on the sign my daughter made, she drew goalie sticks - and wrote “warrior” on them. I asked her why (I have Sherwood), and she said “isn’t that what you have…?” She was devastated, but - in front of my wife - I told her “Daddy has a Sherwood stick… but he WANTS a Warrior. Maybe I shouldn’t get one. Right? Right!” So I have to get one now because: my daughter.