MTH Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Baseball has the Mendoza line. It's a batting average of .200. Players will hear they are 'hitting below the Mendoza line' when they're not doing well. Hockey needs one for the goalies. Who better than Steve Passmore? Steve is a historic goalie who achieved many great things besides internet glory. The gear, the look and his scrapping skills are all something to aspire to. Steve had a decent professional career between the NHL, AHL and a few international leagues. His numbers were always ok at best. His save percentage year to year would jump over and under the .900 line. A .900 save percentage isn't a good number these days but it's not enough to get rid of a goalie with it. Like Steve Passmore. So, on this 3rd day of October 2018, I do decree that the new goalie standard of the save percentage 'Passmore Line' be established at .900. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopaloop1234 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 How many Passmore posters do you have in your garage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 Why do I need a poster when I may have the guy? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopaloop1234 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 22 minutes ago, MTH said: Why do I need a poster when I may have the guy? https://www.justice.gov/actioncenter/report-and-identify-missing-persons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mroy31 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, MTH said: Why do I need a poster when I may have the guy? 3 minutes ago, coopaloop1234 said: https://www.justice.gov/actioncenter/report-and-identify-missing-persons Now that you mention it, I've never seen @MTH and Steve Passmore in the same room together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoalNet Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Mroy31 said: Now that you mention it, I've never seen @MTH and Steve Passmore in the same room together... Just his blocker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyman666 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, TheGoalNet said: Just his blocker... His blocker has been helping me heal. I have the blocker! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike24 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mroy31 said: Now that you mention it, I've never seen @MTH and Steve Passmore in the same room together... I have. Or have I? Edited October 3, 2018 by Mike24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike24 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 No @MTH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyman666 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Mike24 said: No @MTH Gee- that blocker looks familiar... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike24 Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Hence why I posted this pic. It’s so legendary is on the Internets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 13 hours ago, Mike24 said: No @MTH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 Hey Steve Passmore, you like Hewey Lewis and the News? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyGrips13 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 I had a dream that there was a power metal song with the chorus: Passmore! Blocker! Passmore! Blocker! If there are any music people on this site, we should make that happen. I’ll split the profits 60/40. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted September 22, 2020 Author Share Posted September 22, 2020 This is a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted September 22, 2020 Author Share Posted September 22, 2020 Bunny hasn't been here since June. I hope he's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike24 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 I second that. Yeah he’s a funny dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopaloop1234 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 I'm sure he's kicking around, alias or not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chenner29 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 47 minutes ago, coopaloop1234 said: I'm sure he's kicking around, alias or not. Maybe he’s taking a 3 month long “dump” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coopaloop1234 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 38 minutes ago, Chenner29 said: Maybe he’s taking a 3 month long “dump” That's a pretty Dumpy thing to say about someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted September 24, 2020 Author Share Posted September 24, 2020 viva la Passmore Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike24 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 On 9/6/2020 at 3:30 PM, WillyGrips13 said: I had a dream that there was a power metal song with the chorus: Passmore! Blocker! Passmore! Blocker! If there are any music people on this site, we should make that happen. I’ll split the profits 60/40. How about This, to the tune of Springfield Springfield (Simpsons) Passmore Passmore it’s Hell of blocker. weather you play stand up or paddle down. ...... weighs less than 3 pounds Passmore Passmore.....Passmore Passmore (New York New York) hey man Passmore never played for them ...... Ok that’s all I got so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scythe Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Did he pass more than other goalies when he played? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike24 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 The puck passed him more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 On 9/25/2020 at 8:42 AM, Scythe said: Did he pass more than other goalies when he played? Who the F questions Steve Passmore's skills? I wish I could drop a Passmore punch to your ear right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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